![]() I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended. Sheldon: I’m sorry, but I’m not going to watch the Clone Wars TV series until I’ve seen the Clone Wars movie. Penny: Yeah, just move your stupid scooter before I pick it up and throw it in the dumpster. May I say, Penny, not a lot of women could look as hot as you do with such greasy hair? (She reaches out, pulls his eye patch away from his face, then lets go allowing the elastic to spring it back into place.) ![]() ![]() Howard: Step one, she notices the eye patch. Penny (entering): Howard, your scooter’s blocking my car. Leonard: You’re not gonna need wingman, you’re gonna need a paramedic. Howard: A neg is a negative compliment that throws a pretty woman off her game, like “Normally, I’m not turned on by big teeth, but on you, they work.” I’ve got a whole list of ’em. You show up at a club in something distinctive, scope out your target and toss out some negs. Howard: Mock me if you will, but it works. Leonard: Or in this case, the bar mitzvah boy with pinkeye. Sheldon: Oh yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage or the rutting baboon with engorged hindquarters. You employ a visual display designed to make yourself distinctive and memorable. Howard: Noticed the eye patch, did you? It’s all part of a technique I’ve been studying for picking up women. Howard (entering, wearing an eye patch): Hello, boys. Together: Rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock! (Both hold up the symbol for Spock) Oh! And as it always has, rock crushes scissors. I suggest rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock. No, anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of rock-paper-scissors, players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. Raj: I’ll tell you what, how about we go rock-paper-scissors? Leonard: Well, five is partway between three… Never mind. Sheldon: In what sense is that a compromise? Raj: Simple subtraction will tell you it’s six better. Sheldon: How is Deep Space Nine better than Saturn 3?
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